Sunday, June 10, 2012

Re-Think the Work Day


Am I the only person who finds it inefficient to have the majority of our population need to be somewhere at 8am?  I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and witness a process called a "commute" unfold twice every day.  This commute is an incredibly illogical way to get employees to work.  It must cost employers thousands upon thousands of work-hours every year with their employees being late all the time.  Well the problem is just that we're sending too many people in the same direction at the same time.  But have you ever been on the roads during non-commute times? It's not too bad. In fact, in the wee hours of the morning, traffic is phenomenal!

Now, since we are living in a truly global economy with worldwide communication and commerce churning 24/7/365, why haven't we all gone into 24-hour shifts?  Why haven't we opened all businesses and services to 24 hours a day?  If everybody worked in a distributed blocks over the 24 hours, the demand for services would be constant and the demand on services - like circulation - would be alleviated by spreading it out. 

So imagine, everyone works a nine-hour shift (eight plus lunch), but nine hour shifts are spread throughout the day, and they overlap.  For example, "A" shift is from midnight to 9am; "B" shift is from 6am to 3pm; "C" shift is from noon to 9pm; and "D" shift is from 6pm-3am. And then you start over again. Everyone would be assigned a shift and life would go on as usual, just a bit less crowded.  

It also could solve the employment problem because it would force businesses to hire to meet the demand of being open 24hours a day.  But more workers means greater productivity, no?  It seems like a win-win for everyone, but maybe especially for those of us who hate sitting in commute traffic.

Why a Straight Girl Loves Gay Porn, Part 2


Part one explained how I came to seek out gay porn as a preference.  Het-porn bored me with it's endless bimbos and ugly dudes; obligatory girl-on-girl action; and pervasive anal sex.  If asked why they enjoy seeing two women together, most men answer "Well it's just two times what I want!"  So I started applying the same logic to gay porn: all the men and absolutely NO women!  And then guess what I found out? All the attractive men are hiding out at the other end of the studio lot - in the gay section. When I started thinking about it, it made sense that the men in gay porn would be hot while the men in het-porn would not.  Both genres cater to men and both try to give men what they want: attractive sexual partners.  In that case, logic dictates that the hot guys would do gay porn, and boy do they!

At first, I must admit, I was a little taken aback with all the man-on-man action.  It's raw and visceral and nothing I was familiar with at all.  It took me a while to appreciate the fantasy of a man-on-man interaction, so in the beginning, I sought out solo action, or men alone, usually masturbating. You can find plenty of masturbating women in het-porn, but no masturbating guys unless they're moments away from ejaculation.  In gay porn I was drowning in pictures and video and stories about men alone, masturbating.  I was in heaven.

Over the course of the next five years or so, I became increasingly acclimated to the images of men fucking men.  Searching for the perfect solo shot or scene meant digging through mounds of gay porn of all kinds and the more I did it, the less scary and gross it seemed.  In fact, it didn't take long for the focus of my mental fantasies to tighten around fictional taboo and clandestine hook-ups between men I knew and even some I didn't know.  Regardless, it was about this time that I discovered slash fan fiction.  And then my obsession became real.

(...still more to come in Part 3!)     

Why a Straight Girl Loves Gay Porn, Part 1

Boy have I been a freak my whole life or what? I remember being so anxious to turn 18 and gain access to the forbidden world of pornography. I was open minded and curious so I thought I'd love porn.  But it bummed me out.  Every single movie I saw had the same cookie-cutter, silicone-heavy, ditzy chick with a pained or bored expression on her face and a whiny fake moan coming from her mouth.  And every supposed "straight" movie had at least one girl-on-girl scene and plenty of anal sex.  And the worst of it all?  The men in "straight" porn. Is Ron Jeremy the most famous name in porn because he's attractive to women? No! He's famous because he's ugly as sin yet gets to fuck the most beautiful (predictable) women in the world.  That's the market "het-porn" sells to: the average, ugly, every-day man who longs to be with beautiful women.  The porn says to them, "You could do this," and it sells.  Well I got real tired of fake tits and fake moans pretty quickly.  All I wanted to see was more naked men.  Attractive naked men.  Is that too much to ask for? Apparently so, if one limits themselves to "het-porn."  By about 20 years old, I had an epiphany that maybe if I want to see more men and less women in my porn, I need to be watching gay porn.  And hence, my lifelong obsession with gay porn began...

(More to come in Part 2!)

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Prop 29's Folly

One might say I lack objectivity because I'm a smoker, but I disagree. True, I'm selfishly against paying more for my tobacco fix and I also resent being told what to do by my government (and by my friends and family too). But my analysis might just strike a chord with people who believe in fairness and transparency. Of course I'm gonna vote against Prop 29, but here's why you should too.

Anyone remember Propositions 99 and 10? The measures that voted in $0.35 and $0.50 taxes on cigarettes, respectively? Well Prop 99 was advertised to voters as a way to make cigarettes prohibitively expensive, thereby discouraging and ultimately lowering tobacco sales.  The expectation was if sales decreased, the tax was a success. But herein lied a problem. The tax itself is dependent upon revenue and as revenue drops, so does the amount of tax the government gets to play with. Well with Prop 99 it was all well and good because the biggest chunk of tax money went to education. And by education, I mean advertising. For the five years following Prop 99, California was drowning in anti-tobacco advertising. I'm confident that there wasn't a soul in California that didn't know smoking was hazardous to the health of humans in 2000.  When the funding for the education started dwindling, lawmakers scrambled to find another revenue source. Well, why not more taxes?  And hence, Prop 10 was born.

Prop 10 was unique in the manner that it had a big-name Hollywood celebrity who not only endorsed it, but co-created the plan of what to do with the new tobacco tax money. Prop 10 was sold to the public as a remedy for the tremendous strain smoking related illnesses costs. Unfortunately, barely a dime was earmarked for anything even remotely medical related, and it was for research, not treatment.  The bulk of the Prop 10 tax money was being used to create a new governmental body in California that provided free preschool across the state.  This program was of special interest to actor-director, Rob Reiner, who bankrolled misleading advertising in the tax's favor. He was eager to set up a new "First 5" office in every California county and start spending that tobacco money.

But a little known earmark for a good 10% of Prop 10's revenue, was dedicated to back-filling Prop 99's shrinking coffers. They solved the problem of reduced funding for anti-tobacco education by granting every child in California free preschool and ensuring the anticipated reduction in revenue would be replaced by smokers.  Making smokers pay twice for these programs seems almost criminal but not quite as obscene as this.  Assigning revenues from a tobacco tax to early childhood education is a slippery slope. At what point are voters going to want to de-fund preschool?  But if people quit smoking, then there won't be a way to fund it unless we tax the remaining smokers again.

So guess what Prop 29 does? Yep, like 20% of it's revenue is dedicated to back-filling Prop 10's losses. But "First 5" is a behemoth program that needs constant if not growing revenue to meet its goals. And how can that be acheived but to tax cigarettes again, and again, and again, until no one smokes, but then again, no one goes to preschool for free either.

Why not tax diapers to pay for "First 5?" You have the kid, you can pay for its education by putting it in Pampers. People aren't gonna stop having kids so the revenue would never falter.  And if smokers are somehow still paying to educate four year olds, maybe the diaper tax money could go towards solving our landfill problems? Let that soak in for a second...

Breathalyzers for Stoners?

I don't understand the point of installing a "breathalyzer" into a convicted drugged driver's car.  If no blood alcohol level was recorded, let alone exceeded, what function does the device serve other than to be an expensive, useless annoyance?  If this is a pilot program going on in four counties to determine how to implement similar procedures statewide, now would be the time to address this.

And couldn't this even be a legal challenge as well as a procedural or policy reevaluation?  Doesn't this expense and inconvenience infringe upon liberty?  People v. Carbajal (1995) implies there must be a connection between the crime committed and the probation restriction imposed.  Making a driver who was convicted of being under the influence of drugs subject to an alcohol evaluation prior to driving as a probationary condition makes no sense.

I hate our criminal justice system.  It is so corrupt and unjust it's a miracle more innocents aren't caught in it's web.  To all those convicted of DUID in Alameda, Sacramento, Los Angeles, and Tulare counties since July 2010 and have been forced to pay to install a "breathalyzer" in their cars as a condition of probation, I stand with you. This is a farce and wholly unfair. May justice be served eventually!